I am REALLY enjoying “stuff white people like” probably because . . . yeah.
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Musical comedy is a pretty good idea because when you have jokes that aren’t that great and music that isn’t that great, you can mix them together and create something that will entertain white people.In most situations, white people are very comforted by seeing their own kind. However, when they are eating at a new ethnic restaurant or traveling to a foreign nation, nothing spoils their fun more than seeing another white person.The arrival of the “other white people” to either restaurants or vacation spots instantly means that lines will grow, authenticity will be lost, and the euphoria of being a cultural pioneer will be over. Recycling is a part of a larger theme of stuff white people like: saving the earth without having to do that much.Music is very important to white people. It truly is the soundtrack to their lives, meaning that white people are constantly thinking about what songs would be on the soundtrack for the biopic. The problem is that most of the music that white people like isn’t really dance-friendly. More often the songs are about pain, or love, or breaking up with someone, or not being able to date someone, or death.So when white people go to concerts at smaller venues, what to do they do? They stand still!If you want to understand white people, you need to understand indie music. As mentioned before, white people hate anything that’s “mainstream” and are desperate to find things that are more genuine, unique, and reflective of their experiences.In white person law, if you meet someone at 80s night and then go out for breakfast the next morning, then you are automatically in a relationship. There are no exceptions.To a white person, a view of water from your house is the greatest achievement in life. Often times, white people will make a joke about how hard it is to define irony. It’s not that funny . . . But the reason that white people love irony is that it lets them have some fun and feel better about themselves.It is not known if white people actually enjoy plays or if they are just victims of massive peer pressure. The only real advice around this subject is to never accept an invitation from a white person to go see a play . . . Hahaha More @ http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com
